I love reading real newspapers on the weekends (since all I have time for is Express during the week). While lazing through the New York Times this afternoon, I found this six week old “T: Style” article which made me smile, after the conversation I had yesterday with a mutineer… me: How was dinner? she: Can I vent? me: But of course, my little cabbage! she: I got robbed. me: OMG, you got mugged??? she: Noooo. I mean…when the bill came. me: I don’t get it. she: Of course you do, you’re veg, too. me: Oh, THAT-a-way she: Yes. ...