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posted by   sanjay80 (0)   9 months ago (humsurfer.com)

Kal jab mile thhe.... to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain... your FILE NOT FOUND! ------------ --------- --------- Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga... ------------ --------- --------- Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.... ------------ --------- --------- Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo... ------------ --------- --------- Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING... ------------ --------- --------- Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face. Par dil ke storage mein No more DISK SPACE. ------------ --------- --------- Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown. Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya SERVER DOWN